Day 283

This just might be my new favortie book
I am not kidding.

Grateful for sarcasm

Without sarcasm, I would be completely lost, as most of my day consists of me having to be sarcastic.  Well, I take that back. I don't HAVE to be sarcastic, but that's what I choose to do because people sometimes suck that bad that they just DON'T get it, and then the sarcasm has to come into play.
I wish that someone would come up with a font for sarcasm, so I could send it in my emails and such.
I should work on that.
I could be a freaking bazillionaire from coming up with that shit.
Prolly.
#keepdreamingdipshit.