Day 32

"If there were two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins more? I bet you'd say Flippy, wouldn't you?

But you would be wrong. It's Hambone." — Jack Handey

Grateful for things that make no sense...

So this is a bumper sticker that was on a car parked at the public beach on Round Lake in Hayward.

There are lots of Indians in those parts.  Feather, not dot.  I don't know why I just told you that, but its true.  Ask Mark White.  He knows all about the tribe up there - Lac Coutre Oreilles...he even asked the big Indian man if they were related to the Mesquawkie from Tama.

Note: he should not have asked this man this after getting into trouble with me for taking pictures of ourselves in the casino.  <<who knew you can't have a camera?>>

Plus we had a few.

The bumper sticker here made me laugh.  Mostly because I have been there...yet I don't think I would ever have the guts to put that on my car. 

Funny....but wrong.

Pooping your pants in the car would suck.

I have white knuckled it all the way home.  I have had hairs standing on end, and promptly instructed the children to shut the car off properly when we enter the driveway and bring all of my stuff in, cuz I won't make it if they don't.  (And talking to them is dangerous in this situation, because you have to break the concentration on not pooping to speak.)  Its hard.

I don't know many people that haven't been in this predicament, and if you say you haven't, you are a liar.

Or maybe I just am that weird.

Could be both.

Admit it, you thought this was a little funny...and the Hambone and Flippy quote...

I laughed for a very long time about this.

I know.  Its me, right?

Right. 

Awesome.