Day 158

Drunk Octopusses would suck.

Grateful for no octopi in Iowa

I think drunk things are ok.  Matt and I think that drinking is something that you do to cope so you don't
A: kill each other
B: kill each other
C: kids....
D: damned dog poop and divorce...it would be way too expensive, so lets just get drunk and deal with each other.
E: Effing had it with work/kids/school/dumbasses/whatever
F: Fuck.
G: Great.  I knew I was the only one who does shit around here
H: Bloody Hell...its never good to be near there.
I: Ice.  Chomping, Chewing, and just having an endless supply is heaven.
J: Just STOPPIT!  Leave your sister alone!
K: I will kill you in your sleep if you fart one more time in this bed
L: lists.  get the shit I put on the list, and don't make me have to write the name brand.
M: MOM said, so if Mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
N: nonsense.  everyday should have some, but not too much.
O: OMG.
P:  People Order Our Patties.  Matt and I get space madness in the car.  This is an example.
Q: Quitters.  Rehab is for quitters.  I am not a quitter.  Nor is Matt.
R:  RUN, FORREST, RUN!
S:  SERIOUSLY...I hate that word.
T: Take that shit, and then some.
U:  Uranus.  A planet that isn't a planet anymore, but made me laugh out loud and get in trouble in school.
V: Vroom.  Don't ask.
W:  "WHITE BOYS!! LETS GO!"~Jamie
X: xrays.  have we had enough yet this year?  Dammit....600.00 short for the 5000.00 deductible
Y: Yar of spit.  Sven on Ren and Stimpy had one, and he is awesome.
Z: zen and shit.  I think I need a Zen garden, but then I would be obsessive about it.  No lines in the sand, because what if I crossed it?

Perhaps I'd find a drunk octopus.
That would be awesome.
:)