Day 42

"You know what would make a real good story?  Something about a clown who makes people happy,  but inside he's real sad.  Also, he has severe diarrhea."

~Jack Handey

Grateful for yer shittin' me

Perhaps Cameron Joseph Kalan is hating the fact that he is in this family right now.  Perhaps his idea of getting a motorcycle at 18 was not such a good idea.  Gram Jean would never approve.  Several people from the family have called him, told him why not to get one, and I hear some have even offered to triple his money for a CAR.

Well, then Aunt Janice got wind of the story.  This is never good.  Aunt Janice did not have dirty rotten rat bastard martinis tonight at the bar, but instead had something with raspberries she said.  (Then she proceeded to laugh uncontrollably in the front seat of the tahoe which may or may not have needed a towel for further travels.)  She called Cam and told him, "What is this shit I hear about a two-wheeled bullshit?"  And proceeded to remind him that he has "all of his limbs and his head"....and " God dammit, we are coming up in June for a graduation, and there better be a parking spot with a CAR in it, or I'll kick your ass." Aunt Janice.

Cameron, I would be afraid of Aunt Janice.  She can prolly channel Franklin, the dead guy Kailey says is in your wall with the plates.

Cars are the new motorcycles. 

Don't piss Delaney off. 

Happy car shopping tomorrow.  xoxo. 

It's not because we don't love you, tomato head...but really, don't get a motorcycle.  Cars are just as cool.